Updated Score: Tim=2; Forces of Evil=0

Well, Hank. You tried to kill me, but you couldn't do it. Not last time. Not this time.

In the past, I would offer up specific stocks that seemed choice for shorting. Sort of like picking out needles in the proverbial haystack. But, as observant readers know, last week I adopted the "Short Everything with a Ticker Symbol" strategy, and, to add to that, "Hold On Until the Value is At Levels You Cannot Fathom." Like $0.

So here I sit. Who knows..........this may even be "the crash" today. I would remind everyone that today is September 29th, which valued reader MoonTrader has pointed out numerous times in his own blog as being important. (Thanks, Moon!)

Hold on to your bootstraps. We're descending into Hell.