Enron - The Musical!

I was floored to see in the newspaper this morning that a play based on Enron is premiering in New York City. Holy Mother of God.

I figured there's no sense in me not getting in on the action, so I hereby lay claim to Enron - The Musical! All I need to do now is write it. I've already got some catchy tunes in mind:

+ Gettin' Kenny Lay'd

+ A Fastowian Bargain

+ Making a Skilling

+ The Electric Slide (reprise)

+ ENE-thing Goes

+ (Don't Need No) Sherry Watkins

+ The Dumbest Guys in the Room

+ Pipe Dreams

+ Oil's Well that Ends Well (finale)