Now that, thank God, the Facebook IPO is behind us, effective immediately, new Federal regulations expressly ban the following terms within the fifty United States and its territories:
+ Any ostensibly clever use of the word "Like" (e.g. "Investors 'Like' This IPO")
+ Adidas flip-flops
+ Any reference to Sean Parker
+ Any reference to the renouncement of U.S. citizenship by Eduardo Saverin
+ "Harvard dorm"
+ "Zuck"
+ "Hoodie"
Your compliance is expected.
