Ukrainian Revenue Services

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Well, here’s an amusing little anecdote. This morning, I received this call  on my answering machine. ………..


Now, I’m not sure how low an IQ someone would need to get past the thick ex-Soviet accent, the mangling of words, and the utter improbability of such a call actually legitimately happening, but whatever that figure is, it is much lower than my own. Thus, I was prepared to call them back (recording the conversation, of course) and seriously fuck with their heads since, well, I like a good time as the next fellow. I’m a Sloper, for God’s sake.

Regrettably, no one (Officer Marcus or otherwise) answered the line, so I didn’t get to have my fun. I’ll offer you a substitute, however, in the form of someone else who did decide to make something enjoyable out of this pathetic attempt to scam innocent folks: