If you’re never heard of the creature called tardigrade, it’s considered pretty much the most indestructible living thing possible. It can survive boiling water, or temperatures hundreds of degrees below zero, or radiation, or the vacuum of space, or listening to an hour of Yellen’s testimony………..it’s pretty much indestructible. Appropriately enough, it is nicknamed “water bear”, and it is in that spirit I’d like to present to you these ten stock charts.
Choosing the charts was easy, because these are the ten most profitable positions for me right now, in spite of being in the most cursed, god-awful, god-damned, wretched equity environment for bears in the history of the human race. So here are my champs, which I kindly offer you for the $0.00 you pay me month after month (with the exception, of course, of my beloved Slope Plus readers, whom you non-Plus people should drop to your knees and thank, because if not for them, I’d have shut this place down ages ago):