Category Archives: Humor

Doing God’s Work

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Over the past few days, I have been shorting, and shorting, and shorting some more. This morning, in the face of a big red number on my portfolio and a market poised to continue surging, I entered my final 35 positions, bringing my total to 143 shorts. Shortly thereafter, well, things started changing color. I am prepared to, once again, be a hero or a fool. May God smile upon the bears as they execute his holy work in this poisonous land.

Democracy In Action

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This is a riot: watch the gubernatorial debate in Florida as the two candidates have a pissing match over………….a fan. One of the candidates wanted a fan for a little bit of cooling, and the other guy insisted it was against the rules of the debate (in point of fact, the rules forbid “electronics” like, oh, say, having a personal computer or iPhone during the debate, which makes sense – – – most folks agree a small electric fan does not qualify as “electronics”). Pull up a chair, grab a Coke and popcorn, and enjoy: