Category Archives: Humor

Holy Crow

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After careful consideration, I have decided selling my XLI puts early today was an error. Heh.

In any event, I’m still heavily short, and my departure from bond puts on Friday DID make sense. What we are witnessing is extraordinary. Congratulations to my beloved Slopers, many of whom I suspect are having superb days. We richly deserve this.


Blow By Blow

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This is hilarious. From KIRO: “On Wednesday, January 31, 2018, KIRO Radio captured surveillance footage of a vandal trying to break in to one of our employee’s vehicles in our parking lot. While the suspect is still at large, we took the liberty to have John Curley give his play-by-play of the incident.

The Mean Streets of Atherton

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People seem to think that Palo Alto is a “rich” town, just because the likes of Mark Zuckerberg, Marissa Mayer, and Larry Page live here. Not so. It’s full of slobs like me. The really rich town is Atherton, a few miles from here, populated by an increasingly large proportion of Indian billionaires.

As you might guess, Atherton law enforcement doesn’t struggle with the same crimes that, say, Baltimore or Detroit police do. Here’s a recent sampling: (more…)

This Is Finally Decent

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As a child of the 80s, I have a great fondness for the music of that era (most particularly around 1982-1987). There was one song, however, I detested, and it was the Mick Jagger/David Bowie “Dancing in the Street”. However, a YouTuber, God bless him, made it actually enjoyable by removing the music. Check out the banality; it’s hilarious…….