Where else could you see repartee like this? On most other sites, if someone even mentioned “alliteration”, they’d think you were talking about the inability to read or write.
The best thing about weekly scheduled “news” events is that they can offer volatility and entertainment. The worst thing is that unsuspecting retailers regarding them as actual “news” and don’t recognize news events and scheduled releases for the scams that they truly are.
This week’s exhibit in the you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up category is none other than light, sweet, and lately crude West Texas Intermediate.
Mary Jo White, the head of the Securities & Exchange Commission: