And herewith is Advanced Cannabis, down approximately 90% since March 5th. Dude!
Last Thursday, when our bullish friends were circle-jerking each other off into a lifetime high bukkake-fest, the shrill giggles, nipple-twisting, and antique-shopping of the Men Who Love To Buy Stocks was in full swing-a-ling-a-ding-dong. My conclusion about the import of briefly crossing into 17,000+ territory? Simple: BFD.
I’m speechless. Just speechless.
I present to you: Entrepreneur Barbie. This is not a joke. (“Entering the entrepreneurial world, this independent professional is ready for the next big pitch. Barbie Entrepreneur doll wears a sophisticated dress in signature pink that features modern color blocking and a sleek silhouette. Her “smartphone,” tablet and briefcase are always by her side”) (more…)
Oh, this is scary – - and too, too funny. Right on the heels of my post yesterday, none other than Elliott Wave International is bragging via Twitter about…………their LONG plays! Sentiment is now 100%, people.
As I was dashing through the airport Sunday evening, I saw the cover of Barron’s, and of course my eyes went straight to the elfin figure near the center: our own Abigail Joseph Cohen, permabull extraordinaire. I dunno, I keep thinking the art director at the newspaper just doesn’t like this little woman, because she looks like a forthcoming villain from Game of Thrones.
Ummm, this chart was a lot funnier (in a woe-is-me, gallows-humor kind of way) earlier when the market was surging. Now that the bulls are smearing fecal matter all over one another, it’s less relevant. All the same, I’m kind of busy, you know – trading – so I don’t have time for anything else at the moment. But please take note, this chart is already sadly out-of-date.