My best-performing short position today is CROX, down about 13% – – not due to countless children being sucked into the bowels of escalators, but instead due to their most recent earnings and their CEO's departure. I shorted this stock mainly because of The Breakout That Never Happened. It seemed to be exhausting itself at the horizontal line, so I shorted it just beneath it. This was a speculative play, so I've covered the position and counted myself lucky, although it certainly may slip farther.

By the way, is there some Large Forehead fetish I don't know about? I seem to be seeing a lot of them lately while browsing the web.

Since my beloved Slopers seemed to have turned bullish en masse, I'm not sure if this will be of interest to anyone – – but after many hours of looking at the charts, here are forty-four shorts I have just entered, along with the stops I am using.

Go Cramer! Boo-yah!

ABD……….7.46

ADBE……….34.64

AFL……….50.41

ALV……….46.15

APD……….69.70

ATAC……….23.78

ATO……….27.78

AVP……….30.90

BAX……….57.92

BEN……….102.37

BHP……….75.71

BIO……….97.98

BLC……….7.11

BRCM……….31.96

BRY……….28.71

BTU……….47.47

CHRW……….54.51

CNI……….53.72

CSX……….49.25

DISCA……….32.67

DOW……….29.26

ECLP……….19.10

FLEX……….7.28

GEF……….50.64

GIL……….25.16

HON……….40.86

HOT……….38.73

IBM……….128.28

JBL……….15.46

MTB……….78.98

OI……….30.20

PRSC……….13.02

RL……….81.71

RRD……….21.27

RSG……….29.02

SIAL……….48.94

STZ……….15.85

TRN……….17.98

TXN……….25.16

UTX……….69.32

XL……….18.52

ZOLT……….9.16