Well, today is interesting. I entered it with 73 shorts, and every single one is profitable. I am trading huge positions in GLD with good success.
Typepad, my blog platform, was down for about an hour, which is pretty bad on a day like this. Far worse, RealTick – – for which my broker pays something like $800 per MONTH for each customer – – has been down all day long. So I have to place trades through freakin' instant messager.
Anyway, let's enjoy a little music. Here's one of the great songs of the early 80s: