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In spite of the ES and NQ being up – the NQ in particular being up nearly 30 points – I’m having a terrific morning with my completely-short portfolio. At the moment I am up 0.25% while the market overall is up 0.25%, which completely thrills me, because I have 107 short positions and ZERO long positions. Days in which the market is up and I am still up excite me much more than days when the market is down, because it shows my selections are kicking the market’s nasty ass.

I am especially excited about the NQ’s rise, because the utterly-retarded Apple-rise due to Icahn-the-tech-genius ridiculous tweet-gasm. The NQ is going to poop out soon and drag everything else down with it.