On such a rough day for some folks, I thought we could all benefit from some sunshine I found in this morning’s paper:

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On such a rough day for some folks, I thought we could all benefit from some sunshine I found in this morning’s paper:
It makes me sad. It really does. When I have absolutely no risk and can trade mega-aggressively, I can set the world on fire. But in real life, all I can do is sit quietly and clasp my hands gently together. Pathetic.
I think the biggest lesson I’ve learned from Slope’s Virtual Trading is – – I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDA! Instead of a bum, which is what I am! Let’s face it!
If you think equities are looking droopy then feast your eyes on the train wreck that’s unfolding across crypto right now. Bitcoin dropped below $35k and Ether crashed 40% – the same guys who were cruising to buy new lambos last week are running in circles with their hair on fire. Cue the usual muppets smugly telling us they ‘were right all along’. Just like in 2019 when BTC dropped from $14k to $6k.
My premium members have probably had it up to “here” with my crypto talk, so I thought I’d sneak over here to All Slopers Land. Let’s take a look at some of the carnage.