I only saw just this. I knew my short ideas were good, but I hope to God some of you made a freakin’ FORTUNE on this kind of thing. Jesus H. Christ, man! I want a statue of me made! Pronto!

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As you well know, when a company dumps a fortune into naming a stadium, that’s usually a sign of impending doom (perhaps you’ve visited the Enron Stadium in Houston recently?) The latest of these was Sofi, which got a boost in attention thanks to the SuperBowl. They spent $400 million to slap their name on the place.
Good morning, everyone. My two principal pre-opening tasks, as always, are (1) to walk my dogs (2) to acquire my chai. Before I do so, and prior to all of us collectively entering the arena, I’ve got two charts to share.
The first is GOLD, whose behavior I applaud. It isn’t every day you wake up to see gold up about fifty bucks an ounce! From a chartist’s perspective, this was an absolutely beautiful breakout, and it was all heralded by the conquering of the descending trendline on February 11th,