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The King 

Filed under Think Like A Criminal 

1) Head to the cocktail party with your buddies in 2022 and tell them it would be interesting to buy Bitcoin. A whole lotta Bitcoin. Keep buying until about 2026, cuz we need a lot of them. 

2) Short MSTR. Dude been yappin' about his bet for a few years now, so why not. 

3) Fuck it. We nuts. Buy puts on both. 

4) Dump the Bitcoin. 

5) $$$ 

Course I am not a criminal, so I am about 3 years late. 

HAPPY WEDNESDAY! 

Zoomed out, because my green crayons never get any screen time. That's 8k down there, btw, you know, just in case...