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THE DAILY MOLOKO-BLIP 

Special Custom Alert for Subscribers to S+ Tier! 

Slooshy this all of you that have paid the $69,420/year fee for my incredible charting skills honed over decades of scotch, delusion, and itchy yarbles. 

My Moving Undulations Detector Supreme Halflife Interpolator Tangential System (red and blue crayons) has detected a bullish undulation. 

ALL IN DROOGS!!! 

Stops at red crayon. 

SYSTEM ERROR FIXATION: Blue crayon is gloopy. Price tolchock before anyone goes horrorshow bezoomy. 

HAPPY MONDAY!