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The Daily Chingaderas 

On August 3, 2025, my proprietary much incredible Sandune's Derpcross fired off a signal of divine murkiness. Since then there has been a lot of zigging and zagging. 

Pretty much everything turned sort of flat-ish offering no clue whatsoever as to what is next. 

Blue crayon is threatening to bend over and touch its toes, so there is that. Red crayon is a wall so far this week, so that is +2 bear votes. 

Its below the crayons so I can't go long, and overall it is smack dab in the middle of nowhere. (zoom out, not shown) 

Fuck if I know. 

HAPPY WEDNESDAY X2!