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Official FOMC Statement | Notes From the Rabbit Hole

Official FOMC Statement: “There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.”

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good. They know a lot more about what they are doing than any of us do. We should be thankful we have such knowledgeable people in charge of planning our economy. Lets us focus on the finer things in life and leave this to the experts. 5/1/13
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My name is the Bernank and I am your God..er...Fed Chairman. 5/1/13
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God? Nah... Dear (Monetary) Leader, dat's U Bernank 5/1/13
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