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Ode to George Carlin: Greatest Quotes - GreyWardenBeanie: Blog - IGN


Idiot WindIdiot Wind
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.” 8/19/12
Idiot WindIdiot Wind
"Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the news as if it were an actual event. He's a fuckin rodent that doesn't even exist! I don't care. Otherwise I'd send him a card, Dear Mickey, happy birthday signed George, but I don't do that. Why? I don't give a fuck. In fact I hate Mickey Mouse. Fuck Mickey Mouse. Fuck him in the ass with a big long rubber dick and then break it off and beat him with the rest of it. I hope he dies. I do! I hope Mickey Mouse god damn dies. Behind the baseboards of a soiled bathroom. With his hand in Goofy's pants." 8/19/12
What a disappointment. 8/20/12
George has the most profound observations! 8/20/12