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The CHART MASTER over at CNBC threw his interpretation of the Bitcoin chart into the ring today. I have carefully plotted a reenactment of it for Slopers. 

TL:DR or Watch: ENORMOUS 4 YEAR WEDGIE FORMING, BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!! 

*** I might have embellished a few things for entertainment purposes but that was the gist of it. 

P.S. How did they manage to find a guy that always reminds me of Prechter? Can't we have a chart guy like Carboni?