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Counterfeit Handbags FTW (by Nathaniel Goodwin)

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Every few days, mom's boyfriend Ted and his buddy Brew come to my mom's house with a car load of "merchandise" like Jordache jeans, fake brand name watches, perfume and stuff like that. They then sell it to some other guy who does whatever with it.

Wednesday was pretty awesome, the cops came to the house and  arrested Ted around 8 in the morning. They confiscated his van which was filled with class-B fireworks and counterfeit Coach handbags. He could not make bail, and I am once again king of the castle here. Mom's downstairs making me a snack as I type this.

I've been shorting women's handbags since before Christmas, and it's finally paying off. What makes this chart extra sweet is that Ted is sitting in jail right now because of coach handbags.

COH 

I had my stops hidden above the red 61.8% retracement line, and they didn't get them (I actually added more the other day). On Wednesday COH jumped off the cliff. Well I got to go, I have blueberry pop-tarts cooling off downstairs.