Well, here we are once again. Instead of an earnest examination of earnings, products, dividends, and chart patterns, we find ourselves at the mercy of a geriatric female dwarf with sociopathic tendencies. It’s an absurd world we live in. As I said on my Tastytrade show yesterday, every single chart is screaming, yelling, and waving its hands, saying “Short!” But given the lunatic madness of this smelly little troll, I’m not going to get bold until she’s hobbled away from the press conference podium, making small but audible granny farts with each feeble step.