Stupidity Tax

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About every two to three weeks, I see a story like this in the local paper. And I keep telling myself, “I should do a post.” So, finally, here it is:

idiot

I’m going to sound like I am blaming the victim here, but there’s a reason for that. It’s because……...I am!

HOW…………..HOW………….can someone be THAT DUMB? I get calls like this from time to time. What do I do? You really are asking me? Surely you know me better than that. I totally fuck with the guy as long as I can, just to waste his time and have fun at his expense? THAT is what any sane person does. Mess with them!

So, look, Slopers, I trust you’re intelligent enough to not fall for such things. Please. Be sensible. Don’t be in tomorrow’s paper.