I’m pleased to report that the ENTIRETY of the “Trump pushed the tariff deadline out even FARTHER” rally has been destroyed. Good. Amongst my short positions, one that’s cruising along nicely is the wee-wee-hardening organization HIMS, which is down over 4% and whose stop-loss I’ve tightened up.

That isn’t sufficient for a post, so I present to you one of my favorite bits from Slope’s patron saint.
