Observe my chrome-plated balls from before the open today:

That’s right, permabulls sullying my site. In the midst of a mega-rally, at lifetime highs, with hundreds of points added to the /NQ, I shorted more hundreds of thousands of dollars of QQQ, defying everyone else on the planet. How’s it going?

Boo-fuckin-yah!
And my other positions are doing fine, thanks to small caps.

The point being that on the very day that the market hit its highest point in the history of our 13 billion years as a planet, almost every one of my short positions is in the red. So there you go.

