A moment of silence, please, for the last, lonely gap: that of the Dow Industrials fund DIA.

Wait, I see a green hand being raised in the audience.

A good point do you raise, Yoda. EFA is, I suppose, the last man standing. Given that the bulls have sent all the bears to the gas chamber, I don’t hold out much hope, but still, it’s a gap until it isn’t.

I am lighter than I’ve been in years, as the feeling of having the fur yanked from my skin gets old fast.
