Somewhere out there is some Nimrod who paid $485.96 for META stock. It’s been slowly slipping since the insane earnings report.

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Somewhere out there is some Nimrod who paid $485.96 for META stock. It’s been slowly slipping since the insane earnings report.

What a rough morning! Every single ETF blew higher, and the arid desert known as Bear Land was feeling even hotter and more deadly. Mercifully, the strength from the morning didn’t last. EFA, by far my biggest position, is still within its ostensible topping pattern.

Wait a second, is this even legal? Every futures quote on my screen is red! Of course, red can be meaningless, like the fact that the /ES has collapsed 0.04% as of this moment, but I’ll take it.
More important, I was pleased to see that the small caps, after absolutely exploding higher five days in a row, got stopped short this morning at its gap. It exceeded the gap, yes, but by 0.07%, so, umm, yeah, I can totally live with that.
