Slope of Hope Blog Posts

Slope initially began as a blog, so this is where most of the website’s content resides. Here we have tens of thousands of posts dating back over a decade. These are listed in reverse chronological order. Click on any category icon below to see posts tagged with that particular subject, or click on a word in the category cloud on the right side of the screen for more specific choices.

May the 4th Be With You

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If I was as good a trader as I am a chartist, I’d be extraordinarily rich.

Luckily for you, you get my charts and not my trading. So you still have a chance!

Let’s back up a bit. When I called it a day yesterday, the bulls got just the kind of Federal fellatio that they received at the last FOMC fest, which was on May 4th. If you’ll recall, that disgusting pig Jerome Powell stood at the podium and lied, prevaricated, and deceived, all to good effect. Equities absolutely exploded. Just like yesterday.

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I See

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This is a weirdly awkward time for me. The list of stuff I have gotten OH-MY-GOD correct is pretty goddamned astonishing. Seriously. This shows the planet isn’t a meritocracy. Cramer makes $5 million a year and is a world-famous Bozo. Whereas I have to scrape around for subscriptions. Oh, well. At least I have my hair.

I am knocking it out of the park this year (charts=A+) and my trading remains a solid C+, at best (and that’s probably generous). I trust you’ve been benefiting, however. I’ve been tying myself up in a knot all night about what I’ve done right and wrong, and how I would handle today. Superficially speaking I’ll come right out and say it, I think we may be hitting an important low at the moment. Take note of the Fibonacci at the bottom.

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Glad I Took That Dump

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People have the nerve to act surprised. I said for eons that once support was breached, it was bye-bye, crypto. Oh, well. I guess that’s the price I pay for having a tiny audience. If only I was a screeching simpleton like Cramer and had a worldview following, maybe it would be different.

In any case, Earth has finally caught on, and #Cryptocrash is one of the to trending topics on Twitter. Truly.

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