It saddens me that I've been reduced to offering up more lottery plays, but this frustrating and confounding market offers little else to discuss {Editors note: I originally typed this as "disgust" but caught my error before posting this; paging Dr. Freud!}. So with this zealous introduction, I offer the following, each of which I bought a few minutes ago:
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