Well, the bearish rope-a-dope is in its seventh glorious month. One might have thought, when the /ES was getting pummelled last night, that today would be a kick. Not so.
My solution? Limericks. I just dreamed up a couple of get your started. Lord knows the charts aren't helping, so maybe this will change things up.
There once was a banker named Hank
Who feared that the market would tank.
His handouts galore
Made taxpayers roar
But who cares when your friends all own banks?
An analyst named AJC
Was just sitting down next to me
When I glanced at her face
I dashed off to race
and won not just one Sprint but three!