Bull List

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Over the past seven hellish months, every reason imaginable has been offered about why the market will continue higher in the short-term. As a time-saver, I've composed this little guide. Feel free to mention any I've forgotten.

  • It's options expiration week. Market makers will hit their price pegs.
  • It's a full moon (I am not making this one up).
  • The dollar has no reason to climb, and as long as it falls, equities will rise.
  • Goldman needs to push the market higher.
  • Obama needs to push the market higher.
  • The hedge fund year ends October 31, so hedgies want to drive prices up into that date (this reason is temporarily expired).
  • Retail hasn't even come into the market yet. That will really get things going.
  • Precious metals are in a secular bull market, and that will keep lifting assets.
  • There is no limit to how much money the Fed can or will print.
  • The recession is over.
  • Warren Buffett, the world's greatest investor, is bullish on the stock market. Just look at his purchase of BNI.
  • The government won't ever let the stock market go down again, now that they know the power they have and how to use it.

What else?