Getting Ready to Rumble (by Nathaniel Goodwin)

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Thursday afternoon, mom came up to me and asked if I could spare a few dollars to help get Ted out of jail. I told her that I had gone all in FAS and TNA earlier in the week, and my account blew up. LOL!

Mom bought it until Friday afternoon. Grandma and I started celebrating the weekend early, sipping whiskey while munching on Andy Capp's Hot Fries. All of a sudden that wild drop happened Friday afternoon, grandma pumped up the jams and I started fist pumping like I was on the Jersey Shore. Mom came in and was like, "What the hell are you two so excited about?" She checked out my computer as I started vomiting Hot Fries and Wild Turkey all over the room.

Mom said I owed her $1500 to clean the carpet, but grandma cleaned up the mess and mom kept the money to bail out Ted. Oh well, the Fiero will have to wait a little longer. The thing that really pisses me off is that Ted's friend Brew might be staying with us for a while.

On Sunday; I got focused and began sharpening my shurikens because I don't trust those two dudes, and will toss one in Brew's stomach in a heartbeat if needed. I then pulled up my "Death Sai Chart", which I had not looked at in a while. I discovered that I may need to sharpen up the angles of this chart also, and here is what I came up with.

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I know a lot of bulls who didn't buy this dip, and are dying right now for a bump up to sell their longs. I'm looking for a bump up to buy back some of the shorts I sold Friday afternoon. Things will probably get real interesting right now, and it wouldn't surprise me at all if we don't get much of a rally at all (screwing both those that want to go short and those that want to sell their longs). If we do rally, I will short it.

Right now I'm going to go set off a box of Ted's fireworks the 5-O didn't find in the basement before Ted gets released. Good luck this week.