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This will be my last post until after the close (if I have a moment in the interim to put up a guest post, I will), because I am ungodly busy shorting the living hell out of the market.

I offer you my ideas for today – only the A's, because that's as far as I've gotten! Surely this alone is worth the subscription fee you guys pay each month for this site. Or, if you somehow managed to break into Slope for no charge, click a few ads for good karma.