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Dear Abby

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A reader sent me a link to a video of Slope mascot AJC. I didn't want to watch it, but I glanced at the text summary, which stated:

"Abby Joseph Cohen, Goldman Sachs' senior investment strategist, says shares are set to hold value for the long run but may cheapen over the summer."

OK, so this lady (it's a lady, right?) gets paid millions upon millions of dollars for observations like this. So let's disect this a bit. She (again – sorry to trouble you – we're talking about a she, correct?) says that shares are set to hold value for the long run but may cheapen over the summer.

What does "set to hold value" mean, exactly? What percentage volatility is she talking about?

What is long-run? A year? Five years? A decade?

And stocks may cheapen? May? So if they don't cheapen, she only said "may", so she's off the hook. And if they do cheapen, she predicted it. Oh, and how by how much? I "may" join the Blue Man Group next year. But I probably won't.

I mean, hell, I can make these predictions too. Stocks may rise in value over the summer and may dip in the fall, but overall, equities should outperform in the long-term. There. I did it. Where's my check?

Checking Google's auto-fill, by the way, we can see that the Internet population has two prominent questions on its mind, both of which – curiously – are related to matrimony. I shall not comment further on this topic.

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Glory Days

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Take a look at the chart below. I've deliberately left out the price axis. Pretty amazing chart, isn't it? Over a decade of breathtakingly steady price gains. What could it be? It looks a lot like Apple these days, doesn't it?

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Nope. It's Cisco. Formerly the most valuable company on the entire planet. Formerly the most important quarterly earnings report among all U.S. equities. Formerly the kingmaker of the Silicon Valley.

Let's take a look at the most recent decade instead:

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Incredible, isn't it? Cisco has, for nearly a dozen years, been more-or-less a twenty dollar stock. Sometimes it's a little higher; sometimes it's a little lower (like – cough – today). But on the whole, you can count the bills that come out of an ATM machine and lay each one of them down for a share of CSCO.

My point here is not that Apple is the next Cisco. No one has any idea what price Apple is going to be in the year 2022 (although, garsh, judging from what the folks on CNBC say, I guess $1,000/share is just around the corner). My point is that no stock proves better how dangerous it is to fall in love with a company. And that's all I've got to say about that.

Failure to Launch

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I was concerned this morning about the /ES getting ready to push about twenty points higher based on its breakout pattern. The breakout was fulfilled (see green tint), but it has, over the past hour, completely rolled over. A hefty double-digit gain is now inching toward the flatline.

The key is whether or not we can take out the low at 1348 (circled). If we can, that sets aside the entire bullish setup and eliminates the recent series of higher lows. I'm still in "wait and see" mode myself, with the hope that a Euro catastrophe will finally do what needs to be done to push this completely overvalued market lower.

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