Behold Marty’s Wrath

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As regular Slopers know, I have resorted to voodoo to knock down the market during those instances when I find it annoying (which, recently, has been constantly). My tool, of course, is Marty the child-loving, cannibalistic puppet from Joy Junction. Being from Louisiana, I am utterly comfortable with voodoo, and I have no compunction about drawing from the forces of dark powers to assert my desire onto the financial markets. The fact that – for the moment at least – we are seeing a triple-digit down day on the Dow, borders on the miraculous.


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