Attention, businesses of the world: I understand your rationale for getting phone numbers like 1-
800-RAW-MEAT or 1-888-4-KIBBLE, but as a favor to your fellow citizens, could you please, every time, also put the pure digital equivalent? Because I think I can safely speak for the rest of the planet that squinting at phone buttons, looking for letters one at a time to spell your stupid mnemonic is a big pain in the ass.
