Heh. Just kidding. I figured I’d join the rest of the web in the act of shameless click-baiting.
I will say, however, that the Russell 2000 has broken important support and – importantly – is at the cusp of breaking another terribly-important trendline. Plus, if the market does crash next month, I’ll just show the headline of this post without the text and be a hero. I can’t lose!
Bonus image, just because I can’t stand her: