When I was a kid, Bruce Jenner was held up as an icon of athleticism and masculinity. We are truly on the other side of the looking glass, folks. I’ll tell you this, though: if he and Chastity Bono, another 70s figure, ever get married, I am done.

When I was a kid, Bruce Jenner was held up as an icon of athleticism and masculinity. We are truly on the other side of the looking glass, folks. I’ll tell you this, though: if he and Chastity Bono, another 70s figure, ever get married, I am done.