Analysts==Useless Shills

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Imagine a retail sap who wanted to get an objective viewpoint about this hot new IPO he heard about, Slack Technologies (symbol WORK). He figures the professionals who are paid millions of dollars per year to dissect such things must know what they are doing, so he finds the research, such as here:

……and here……..

Strong buy! Not a single Sell or even Underperform! Looks like a winner! Let’s………GO FOR IT!

Don’t worry about our friend. Once WORK gets down to $2, he’ll dump it in disgust. And he’ll have Wall Street’s highly-paid analysts to thank.