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Chart Tease

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Good morning.

I’ll admit it. Sure, I’ll say it right out. I was completely relieved when I dangled off the side of my head, fired up my iPhone, and saw a bunch of red. After yesterday’s absolutely pointless mega-rally, I really wasn’t in the mood for anything but my favorite color.

I mean, just look at the ES. After yesterday’s eye-rolling, numb-skulled bull-fest, the price tagged TO THE PENNY the precisely level I identified as a potential peak, and then it spent hours jerking off in a comically tight range. It then took the escalator down to the next floor and jerked off there for hours. Security in this department store is going to be puzzled at the mess they find this the morning.

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