In case you wonder whose side the Almighty is on.

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Good morning.
I’ll admit it. Sure, I’ll say it right out. I was completely relieved when I dangled off the side of my head, fired up my iPhone, and saw a bunch of red. After yesterday’s absolutely pointless mega-rally, I really wasn’t in the mood for anything but my favorite color.
I mean, just look at the ES. After yesterday’s eye-rolling, numb-skulled bull-fest, the price tagged TO THE PENNY the precisely level I identified as a potential peak, and then it spent hours jerking off in a comically tight range. It then took the escalator down to the next floor and jerked off there for hours. Security in this department store is going to be puzzled at the mess they find this the morning.

I’ve had an unbroken string of successful wild guesses about Tesla this year, so I’d like to offer another one: I believe Tesla will not exceed approximately the $975 level before it starts reversing. I’ll give it a little leeway up to $1,000, but honestly, I don’t think it’ll get that far. My view is that we’ve got a mirror image going on right now:

I grew up with the original Star Wars, and I proudly went to the first movie about fifteen times (which was kind of a big deal in those days). Anyway, after all these years, it’s impressive how (in real money terms) Episode IV is still far and away the biggest winner.
