One tidbit of news today is that man-child Samuel Bankman-Fried has apparently agreed to testify in front of Congress next Tuesday. Like many of you, I hadn’t really even heard of this guy until about five weeks ago, and now he’s the best-known crypto figure in the world. I mean, let’s put it this way – – when Michael Saylor comes across as the prudent and conservative sage of a particular industry, you know something is seriously screwed up. In any event, I’ve listened to enough of SBF’s interviews (which he has doled out over the past few weeks at the rate of about one every seven minutes) to catch on to his patterns. I’d like to offer below a fun little drinking game so you can more fully participate in the Congressional event. With apologies to your liver………..
| When this happens....... | You drink........ |
|---|---|
Begins response with "So......" |  |
Asserts main desire is to be helpful | |
Mentions that he is "embarrassed" | |
Blows a kiss back to Maxine Waters |  |
Blames Alameda Trading for this mess | |
Can't remember something |  |
Regrets declaring bankruptcy | |
