SBF Testimony Drinking Game

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One tidbit of news today is that man-child Samuel Bankman-Fried has apparently agreed to testify in front of Congress next Tuesday. Like many of you, I hadn’t really even heard of this guy until about five weeks ago, and now he’s the best-known crypto figure in the world. I mean, let’s put it this way – – when Michael Saylor comes across as the prudent and conservative sage of a particular industry, you know something is seriously screwed up. In any event, I’ve listened to enough of SBF’s interviews (which he has doled out over the past few weeks at the rate of about one every seven minutes) to catch on to his patterns. I’d like to offer below a fun little drinking game so you can more fully participate in the Congressional event. With apologies to your liver………..

When this happens.......You drink........

Begins response with "So......"

Shotglass

Asserts main desire is to be helpful

Shotglass

Mentions that he is "embarrassed"

Shotglass

Blows a kiss back to Maxine Waters

Two

Blames Alameda Trading for this mess

Two

Can't remember something

Three

Regrets declaring bankruptcy

Three