Why “Palo Alto” is Trending

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How puzzled I was to see the name of my fair city was trending in Twitter. Why? Because, evidently, SBF is being released to live with mommy and daddy instead of being in some nasty old jail cell.

I wanted to make sure he doesn’t live anywhere near MY house, but it’s a little unclear, since mommy and daddy have a bunch of residences listed (including, amusingly, “Jane Street):

This case gets more interesting by the day.