The failing corporation Boeing, buoyed only by the fact that it is a massive gift-giver to Congress and thus has survived off the grift from defense contracts, has been taking a lot of heat for manufacturing shoddy, defective, death machines known as Boeing passenger jets. The straight-out-of-central-casting CEO (white dude, check, bald, check, too cool to wear a tie, check) has finally decided to get the hell out before all of his transgressions are discovered, so that sent the stock zipping higher, celebrating the fact that this Bozo is heading for the Exit sign sometimes before the year is over, whenever he tidies up his golden parachute.


