Holy Ship!

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I dislike large groups of people (AKA numbering over 6). I dislike vacation. I dislike noise. I dislike gluttony. Put them all together, and you get what I suppose a so-called “cruise” would be like. But a cursory glance at YouTube reveals it’s far worse than I dared imagine, resembling something like the 9th circle of Hell.

Out of nothing more than disgust, I have shorted CCL and RCL in size. Yuck.


My stop-loss levels: 30.50 and 350, respectively.

Incidentally, this month Carnival implemented new rules which, for instance, bans people running around their ships smoking pot. This is evidently an assault on black, ummm, culture, which has prompted an enormous backlash. No matter. I’ll never go on any cruise, ever. It sounds absolutely dreadful.