Last night, we had about 100 seconds of bearish excitement in the form of a war rumor that was almost immediately undone. Since then, as usual, it’s been green, green, green, and we’re UP across the board with equity futures.

My shorts don’t care. Indeed, they are makings gestures toward the market that are simply inappropriate for a family website such as the Slope of Hope. By the way, Intel (INTC) is a NEW short position, so don’t be snickering under your breath about the 3.55% rise.

