……and downgraded to an Ounce
Although my DNA results will tell you that I am, for all practical purposes, 100% pure English blood (check out the surname), I’ve never understood the British economy. As far as I know, their only products are Financial Tricks in The City of London, unreliable cars, and bad teeth. So it makes a certain amount of sense that the Great Britain Pound is making its way to one-ply toilet paper valuation status.
Of course, I’m not a Nobel Prize winner like this guy, so what do I know? This isn’t from a decade ago, by the way. It’s from Saturday.
My brain runs more along this speed:
