As big a fan I am of the “cover curse”, I’m amazed this cover story from May 2021 eluded me. As you can see, this fawning puff-piece celebrates Cathie D. Wood, whom we are told right there on the cover that “you’ll beg her to take your money.”
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As has been made clear, ARKK is actually a fetid dog turd, and it has lost over 50% of its value in the context of a laughable bull market which is making lifetime highs on a daily basis.
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I seriously do not understand why this woman gets so much free press around the world. I have my guesses, but they are too lurid for me to share here.