Well, well, well. How about that. One of the vilest corporations on the planet has been caught with their hands in the cookie jar, and they already badly damaged stock is getting nuked. And, yes, as you know, I have January 2026 puts galore on this sucker.
Here’s one of the kinder headlines about these criminal scumbags. This is the same organization that paid tens of millions to the obese, estranged-from-his-family Brian Thompson, whom apparently some Slopers think was just a helluva guy.
My only struggle is whether to take profits or not. The market as a whole is hilariously overvalued, and in a just world UNH would be trading at 57 cents right now. I think I’ll just hang on for fatter profits.
There is one man who brought this awful organization to the world’s attention and set into motion what will probably be a multi-year downfall of a company which, in exchange for money, sends out denial notices.
I shan’t comment more on this, lest some Thompson-loving censorious types get upset, storm off, take their $0 of revenue with them, and then realize that there’s nowhere else besides Slope to go.
Onward!
