There was a time that DELL was a thing of beauty. Supple, winsome, successful, and sure to inspire little else than up, up, and up some more.

That was years ago, though. Time passes. Things change. And these days, the very same DELL seems haggard and dreadful, no matter how much one tries to slather something good on it.

Suffice it to say that one of my favorite shorts is looking beautiful and horrible at the same time.

