Deeply Fingered

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It’s not like you weren’t told. I’m not sure how much easier this can get for you:

So, thus, as God intended, Microsoft swings into action:

And, thus, FNGD is raging higher thus far:

All kidding aside, this is all very uncertain. I’m typing these words just minutes after the close, and in no time at all, META has gone from collapsing to exploding higher:

So, too, did TSLA plunge before roaring higher:

I think there’s not much point in looking hard at any of this stuff until well after all the conference calls are done. Stay tuned; it’s going to be quite an evening, but let’s give this some time!