Want to read a word salad? This is from the Communist dictatorship of China regarding their “economy“. You might want to have an air sickness bag nearby. Here we go:

“It is necessary to help enterprises tide over difficulties. It is necessary to look at the current economic situation comprehensively, objectively and calmly. Face up to difficulties, strengthen confidence, and effectively enhance the sense of responsibility and urgency to do a good job in economic work.”

You get all that? Feeling OK? I’ll understand if you need to lie down for a while. Anyway, the preceding nonsense was their sweaty-handed explanation about why they’re firehosing TRILLIONS of Yuan into their so-called economy, since their real estate market is collapsing, their equity market peaked years ago, and the only thing they care about besides money – – brutal power over the masses – – is being threatened. Thus, they got out the thesaurus, found all the words they could related to confidence, and let fly with their verbal money shot.