Good Lord. I think I’ve got the chops needed for acting. I’m off to Hollywood!
Slope of Hope Blog Posts
Slope initially began as a blog, so this is where most of the website’s content resides. Here we have tens of thousands of posts dating back over a decade. These are listed in reverse chronological order. Click on any category icon below to see posts tagged with that particular subject, or click on a word in the category cloud on the right side of the screen for more specific choices.
Blacklisting Stanford is a Cakewalk

Perhaps you’ve heard that Stanford University – – the school that doesn’t dare fire Professor Bankman and Professor Fried out of abject terror of offending any community – – has banned a variety of everyday words since they are offensive. So don’t you dare say, write, or think ANY of these, or ELSE:
- Stupid
- Cakewalk
- Landlord
- American
- Blacklist
- Victim
- Peanut Gallery
Also, if for some reason the word “prostitute” comes into a conversation you are having, you are required to refer to them as “person who engages in sex work.”
Spock!
I had never seen this before, but this was the commercial they used back in 1966 to introduce the new program called Star Trek. Seeing Spock described merely as “a stranger with no heart”, I am compelled to throw something at the screen! Who came up with THAT character description?!?!
Brilliant Beyond Belief
Cliff’s Notes of Awful
This is me bein’ pissy but………..looking at these now-laughable FTX commercials starring Tom Brady, whom I’m led to believe was some kind of big football star, I can’t help but reflect………
Conveniently, SO many things that I despise are in this one nifty package:
- Worship of athletes;
- The use of “I’m in“ as an affirmative;
- Guy quitting his actual job so he can, I presume, day-trade crypto;
- Female fry voice (Giselle)
- Charts showing prices flying higher
Anyway, it’s heartening to see how this entire thing has been laid waste, as have the people within it. 2022 was a great year. I suspect 2023 is going to be even more fantastic. Here’s to the crypto collapse!!
